We All Got Old at Break-Neck Speed (0)

Well, it's been 500 days and I'm still alive.  It feels a little bit weird being 30, but I feel like I definitely got the most out of my 20's, so there's no reason for me to be depressed.  Plus, all my favorite Phillies are in their 30's, and they're showing no signs of slowing down, right...right?  Either way, I see no reason for me to stop writing.  However, it wouldn't make sense to keep my blog title since my 500 days have expired.  Therefore, I did some advanced research to see how long I have left on this earth.  The "Living to 100 Life Expectancy Calculator" is certain that I will live to 90 years old.  This means my first 30 years was only the first third of my life.  It also means I still have 60 more years of screaming at the Phillies, driving Karly insane, drinking too much beer, watching the Big Lebowski, camping, marching in the Mummers Parade, going to the Electric Factory, and telling stories you've heard a thousand times before.  I can't wait to start today!  Henceforth, this blog will be known as 10,958 days of Barlich.  I hope you enjoy it as much as I will.